To: All Soldiers
From: MDRV H.E.
Subject: Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure that we continue to produce the highest quality work possible, it will be our policy to keep all soldiers well trained through
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (.S.H.I.T.)
We are giving our soldiers more .S.H.I.T. than any other unit in the Air Force.
If think, you do not receive your share of .S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your MDRV. You will be placed on top of his .S.H.I.T. list for special attention.
Our staff is particularly qualified to see that you get all the .S.H.I.T. you can handle on your own speed. If you consider yourself to be trained already, you may be interested in helping to train others. We add you to our
BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (.B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.)
program.
If you have any further questions, please adress them to
HEAD OF TRAINING SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (.H.O.T.S.H.I.T.)
Hainbuchenplatz
BOSS IN GENERAL
SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
(.B.I.G.S.H.I.T.)